Normal
I woke up to the sounds of wailing from my alarm clock, I was too tired to get up but I had to anyway. I just got up and my body was feeling stiff as hell. I hopped in the tub and took a refreshing shower and that woke me up. I wasn’t feeling dozy any more so I continued on my morning.
Shakespearean Version
I did wake up to the sounds of wailing from mine own alarm horologe, i wast too not restful to receiveth up but i hadst to concluded, be it. I just did get up and mine own corse wast humour stiff as hell. I did hop in the tub and tooketh a refreshing showeth'r and yond did wake me up. I wasn’t humour dozy any m're so i hath continued on mine own m'rning
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